It’s hard to argue Cowboy Logic… you know you’ve had the same thoughts. It just sounds better coming from a southern gent in a cowboy hat and a sense of humor.
Here’s a couple of the highlights…
“From all appearances, they seem to be strong young guys, but they’re struggling to walk up the street. You know why? Because they’re pants are around their knees… they’re WADDLING! They look like they’re trying out to play The Penguin in a new Batman movie.”
“That’s talent! Multi-talented! With one hand he’s holding onto his belt, keeping his pants from falling down, and hanging onto his junk like a 6 year-old little boy that just found his business for the first time and now he’s fascinated with it. Here’s a secret fellas… it’s attached!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=70&v=B0MG0DrqNkU
H/T AmericanNews and YouTube/MattNaugle
