Andy Richter only had to kill one child to be successful
Conan O’Brien’s sidekick Andy Richter, recently announced at a Los Angles Planned Parenthood fundraiser that he is “eternally grateful” for his girlfriend’s abortion in 1992 since it allowed them to live the lives they wanted. At least Andy only had to kill one of his children in order to be successful. I’m sure the others are also “eternally grateful.”
No Safe Spaces for the ANTI-Safe Spacers
This is the result of years teaching these kids that they are the only thing that matters. That the world revolves around them. And that if it makes them feel bad Mommy and Daddy will remove it! Great job getting your kids ready for the real world.
Hillary DOES have a disease… “pseudologia fantastica”
Let me start off by saying, I don’t wish a disease or death on anyone. For those of you who really don’t have a grasp on reality, calling someone out on something doesn’t mean you’re wishing that upon them. Hillary Clinton has all the signs of a “pseudologia fantastica” for instance one definition says: “it’s […]
Haiti hates the Clinton?
the former president of the Haitian Senate, Bernard Sansaricq, dropped a bombshell during a recent Donald Trump campaign event.
Union Funded Group Fighting For $12/Hr Min Wage In Colorado Paying Its Workers <$12/Hr
Republicans hate women because they aren’t passing legislation to fix the gap—then we found out that men who work for the president get paid more than women for the same job (and hours). Or when the unions who fought so hard, helping to shove Obamacare down our throats were the first to get exemptions.
Conservative Comedian Evan Sayet: FREE LIVE TAPING AUGUST 27TH!!
We always complain that there’s no conservative-themed entertainment out there in the mainstream. Well, THIS IS IT. This is a BIG BUDGET, seven-camera shoot of my HBO-style stand-up comedy special ala Bill Maher, Chris Rock, Sarah Silverman, et al and it’s FROM THE RIGHT. and I NEED YOUR HELP.
Millennials are offended by a show depicting them as perpetually offended
A television comedy on CBS that depicts millennials as being overly sensitive has offended the same millennials that watch it.
Free pasta for everyone!
“A woman, she passed by and she said pretty loudly with a sneer, ‘It just looks silly,’ ” said Hoover On Facebook, the 21-year-old [Pastafarian] called it a matter of “religious freedom” and said she was ridiculed by workers and others at the Schaumburg Secretary of State Drivers Services center.
Want proof we are idiots? Pokemon!
On Wednesday, July 13th, firefighters rescued two men who fell several stories after a sandy bluff they were standing on collapsed in Encinitas while they were playing Pokemon GO.
The Sh!& REALLY hit the fan!
The farmer leased his land for fracking purposes. Emma Thompson and her Greenpeace friends decided they wanted to disobey a court injunction
An open Letter to Jesse Williams BET Commentary
Well how about dropping the segregation Jesse and lets talk about equal rights for all people, regardless of the color of their skin? How can we ever come together if we continue to segregate ourselves based upon any one thing?
George Takei wants my gun? COME AND GET IT BITCH!!!
My compliments to the LGBT gun rights group, Pink Pistols. They managed to absorb the six-fold increase in membership. Gays are coming out to shooting ranges and defying stereotypes along the way. It’s become necessary to buy a gun and stay in practice. The second amendment has become a lot less abstract and much more real.
Millennials Dying Their Hair GRAY, WHY!
The trend – which is highly disputed on social media – was recently given a boost in validity by the New York Times, where the publication referred to two big names who recently went gray – Zayne Malik formerly of “One Direction” and Olympic Freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy both rocking gray hair.
Did I start this or ?????
Meet the politically incorrect “Bad Boy” of Facebook
“I’m about as politically incorrect as you can get. I’m wearing an NRA ball cap, eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich, reading a Paula Deen cookbook and sipping a 20-ounce sweet tea while sitting in my Cracker Barrel rocking chair with the Gaither Vocal Band singing ‘Jesus Saves’ on the stereo and a Gideon’s Bible in my pocket. Yes sir, I’m politically incorrect and happy as a June bug.”
Was this TOO edgy for high school theater?
High school theater: After all, it’s just “artistic expression” and art is supposed to stir “strong emotions” and cause people to “question” and “think.” It definitely did that! More parents than not are “angry,” “questioning where common sense has gone,” and “thinking the school administrators have lost their collective minds” allowing kids to perform a play with this content!
Will Ferrell to star in ‘comedy’ about Ronald Reagan that features this tasteless touch
Dementia: What could be funnier?
Think of the comedic possibilities this opens up. Ferrell could play FDR, who was not only confined to a wheelchair (hilarious!) but at a time when polio, the disease with which he was inflicted, was known as infantile paralysis
If Facebook “likes” were elections…
The choice would be pretty clear cut… Say hello to President Trump! It’s pretty sad that Cruz has less than 1/3 of what Trump has. Even sadder still… he has less than either Bernie or Hillary. And while I know this doesn’t necessarily equate to votes and you have to account for those older voters who don’t do Facebook (yeah, yeah) it is quite telling.
VIDEO: College kids can’t explain why a short white man isn’t a tall Asian woman
VIDEO: Watch as the students struggle to explain why an adult male shouldn’t enroll in a first-grade class, why he’s not a woman, why he’s not substantially taller, or why he’s not Asian.
Beach Creatures
Every now and then, you just need a fun, feel-good story. This outta do it! The ingenuity of some people is just beyond words. When I think of the work involved from imagination to reality and every step in between to create these walking beach creatures, I am truly speechless…
Dear Kim Kardashian: No Your Nude Selfie is Not “Empowering”
Honey, a slutty bathroom nude is not empowering girls and women all over the world. You know what an empowering woman looks like? Malala Yousafzai, the young Afghani girl who was shot in the head for having the audacity to go to school. Now she educates, inspires and advocates for oppressed women and girls across the planet.
Serial Killer, Gosnell: You can help get this story told!
Dr. Kermit Gosnell is the most prolific serial killer in American History, but almost no one knows who he is. You can help get this story told…
Melissa Harris-Perry: It’s a wonder she ever got a TV show at all!
Along the way, Harris-Perry let loose the kind of bizarre antics that would have resulted in lesser anchors getting canned. Here are 10 we found particularly noteworthy…
Facebook is OK with Muslim’s posting death threats to others
“While Facebook censors posts and comments about the Muslim invasion of Europe in accordance with Sharia law, Muslims issue death threats with impunity.” ~ Pamela Gellar
Transgender beauty queen stripped of her title for wearing boxers
Bailey bluntly said that it was a matter of “one transgender person saying to another ‘You’re not transgender enough to be in our competition,’” admitting that it all sounded rather “daft.”